Geoff Berner - My Dad's A Lawyer lyrics

You think you're a funny guy Funny how and funny why? I don't know what makes you tick Me off like you do But it's true I can sue Because My dad's a lawyer Doo doo doo doo doo I thought you'd wanna know My dad's a lawyer Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh While you're still free to go. You don't like the way I sing? Well go ahead, take a swing Take with a grain of salt And battery But don't come crying to me Because My dad's a lawyer Doo doo doo doo doo It's a privilege to announce My dad's a lawyer Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Look out, he's gonna pounce: You're gonna wish you never messed with me You're gonna get your wages garnisheed You're gonna go where the food and the lodging's free (You've been there before) It's back, back to the joint. Well, go ahead and call the cops I'll make bail in two hours, tops We're all equal before the law- yer takes his fee But for me it's all free Because My dad's a lawyer Doo doo doo doo doo If Jesus Christ had been like me My dad's a lawyer Oo oo oo oo oo They'd never have nailed him to that tree 'Cause my dad's a lawyer Gonna destroy ya With power of attorney Power to burn! He's Gonna get the job done.