Gbh - Horror Story lyrics

Now I'm in love with the Texas Chain Saw Ma**acre I'm in love with the wolfman and his pal Dracula There's horror all about me, horror everywhere I love it when those vampire bats get tangled in my hair Your not safe, you won't escape my horror story Feel a chill then it's you I k** in my horror story Shivers down your spine, shivers down your spine Shivers down your spine all of the time Shivers down your spine, shivers down your spine Turns your blood to wine Now I live in a big house, the one on haunted hill And I knew Dr Jekyll, before he got ill I went to school with Mummy, and the Hunchback of Notre Dame Frankenstein was often seen there, unlike the invivisible man At the local gig on Friday, the zombies all would dance And eat the eyes of the dj, who put them in a trance The man in the iron mask was shooting pool up top Said "Don't get up to Duran Duran, get down to the Bellend Bop"