Gavin Monaghan - JCB Song lyrics

[Verse 1: Nizlopi] Well, I'm rumbling in this JCB I'm five years old, my Dad's a giant, sitting beside me And the engine rattles my bum like beserk While we're singing "Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work!" My dad probably had a bloody hard day But he's been good fun and bubbling and joking away And the procession of cars stuck behind They're getting all impatient and angry, but we don't mind [Chorus: Nizlopi] And we're holding up the bypa** Me and my Dad having a top laugh I'm sitting on the toolbox And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss So glad I'm not in school oh no [Verse 2: Nizlopi] And we pull over to let cars pa** And pull off again speeding by the summer green gra** And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digger Like Zoids, or Transformers, or maybe even bigger And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets And I'll tell all my mates, my Dad's B.A. Baracus Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas [Chorus: Nizlopi] And we're holding up the bypa** Me and my Dad having a top laugh I'm sitting on the toolbox And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss So glad I'm not in school And we're holding up the bypa** Me and my Dad having a top laugh I'm sitting on the toolbox And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss So glad I'm not in school [Bridge: Nizlopi] Said, I'm Luke, I'm five and my Dad's Bruce Lee Drives me round in his JCB I'm Luke, I'm five and my Dad's Bruce Lee Drives me round in his JCB I'm Luke, I'm five and my Dad's Bruce Lee Drives me round in his JCB I'm Luke, I'm five and my Dad's Bruce Lee Drives me round [Chorus: Nizlopi] And we're holding up the bypa** Me and my Dad having a top laugh And I'm sitting on the toolbox And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss So glad I'm not in school [Outro: Nizlopi] Said, I'm Luke, I'm five and my Dad's Bruce Lee Drives me round in his JCB I'm Luke, I'm five and my Dad's Bruce Lee Drives me round in his I'm Luke, I'm five and my Dad's Bruce Lee Drives me round in his JCB I'm Luke, I'm five and my Dad's Bruce Lee Drives me round in his JCB