Excuse me They come out at night I can tell they're restless Dressed up so outrageous To please and criticize We can pretend Act as if we just met Slap a waitress around And walk up to perfect strangers Play dumb Bathe in champagne Work on a big excuse My darling, come with me Big fun in the latest casbah They come out at night I can tell they're restless Dressed up so contagious In the land of milk and honey Lost in Clubland We're lost in Clubland We can eat music And run the whole distance Take the girls' temperatures We could insight a riot We won't be ourselves We'll act instinctively We'll be the golden people From the perfect plane Lost in Clubland We're lost in Clubland Push the face of the world You can change the channel The cars are shining clean And the streets are weird and pretty The buildings bend above us Is it hell or heaven? Don't try to telephone You can never go home Lost in Clubland Lost in Clubland Lost in Clubland Lost in Clubland