Well let me count the ways I love that girl I could make a list She brings me coffee in the morning Wakes me with a kiss She snuggles up beside me I smile to think she's mine She gets a little closer lord It's time to rise and shine Well, she's not impressed with guys like you You're just not her speed And I don't know what she sees in me But she's got what I need She's not impressed by the car you drive Or the watch upon your wrist But she decides to kiss you You know you've been kissed She loves me… I watch her come towards me She looks some kind of cute In a big old Chev Suburban And her Larry Mahan boots I love the way she swears in traffic I love the way she sips her tea The way she changed my life Oh, they can't take that away from me I love the way she thinks I'm funny I love her sneaky laugh I love the way she does the cannonball When I'm trying to have my bath I love the way she cries at movies I love the way she's in my life If she weren't my wife already You know I'd make her my wife She loves me… I watch her come towards me She looks some kind of cute Wearing nothing but an evil smile And those Larry Mahan boots….