Garfunkel & Oates - Go Kart Racing lyrics

[Verse 1] Get on my go kart Strap myself in Rev up the engine Let the fun begin Put my foot on the gas And I'm out of the gate But the faster I go The more the metal vibrates (brrr) My body's tingling from my head to my toes But the thing that's really buzzing, I hope nobody knows Cause I'm feeling kind of funny in a biblical way God Damn! It's shaking hard on my Georgia O'Keeffe bouquet I never guessed this trembling machine Would turn the motor on under my hood [Chorus] Go kart racing Accidentally masturbating Go kart racing Mechanical self-fornicating Go kart racing No stopping until I cross the finish line [Verse 2] Shifting gears I can feel my heart throb Hope nobody notices I'm getting a lube job Don't need no gentlemen to start my engine Cause I can even feel a little rear suspension (brrr) Try to cover up my scandal like I'm Goldman Sachs But sh** is getting real on this indoor track I'm about to go blind and I feel like a creep Cause it's pressing on my horn like beep beep beep Now my driving is getting erratic Cause this transmission is automatic [Chorus] [Bridge] If the fruit is ripe You might as well pluck it Was gonna slow down But then I thought "f** it" No one look at me cause this is it Green flag, go go, holy sh** [Chorus] Hallelujah Amen