I used to dream that I would be A bright and shiny star on TV Or maybe I would go to college Like Harvard or Devry I would live in an apartment In Paris or in Cincinatti I would play my music loud and not apologize I used to dream that I would marry A guy that looked like Charlie sheen And he would have a name like Gary, Steve, Todd… David! I used to think I'd have three kids And they all would look just like me And I would force them kids to carry all my groceries We don't need no goals Don't need human connection Dreams are overrated Cause our life's already perfection Now I know all that is true Cause all I really want is you You and you and only you Me, you, me, you I used to dream that I would have A best friend named Michelle And we would braid some friendship bracelets We would tell all of those other f**ing c*nts to go to hell When we're 60 we'd get facelifts Like Joan Rivers/Burt Reynolds I used to think I'd have co-workers And we'd stay out til two at night And I would have a perfect body (you do… I know) I used to think that I'd have s** At some point in my adult life And I was sure it would be naughty We don't need no goals Don't need human connection Dreams are overrated Cause our life's already perfection Now I know all that is true Cause all I really want is you You and you and only you Me, you, me, you… YOU!