Garfunkel And Oates - Pregnant Women Are Smug lyrics

Pregnant women are smug Everyone knows it, nobody says it, Because they're pregnant F-ing son of a gun You think you're so deep now You give me the creeps now Now that you're pregnant I can't count all the ways how You speak in clichés now I can't wait to hear someone say Don't care if it's brain dead Don't care if it's limbless If it has a penis Pregnant women are smug Everyone knows it, nobody says it, Because they're pregnant This zen world you're enjoying Makes you really annoying b**h, I don't really care I was being polite now Since you have no life now That you're pregnant You say you're walking on air You think that you're glowing But you had been ho-ing And now you're pregnant You're just giving birth now You're not mother earth now Pregnant women are smug Everyone knows it, nobody says it, because they're pregnant F-ing son of a gun You think you're so deep now You give me the creeps now Now that you're pregnant