Verse 1 [scratch: telephone ringing] "who's this? juanita? fatima? solika? oh, it's freda? Look, i have a question, just what is it that you need A man, a lover, maybe someone to talk to? Or could it be you're schemin'? oh, not you! Well listen, i got this phone installed for business And who gave you our number? seriously, what is this? The new fad? now you wanna kick it to a rapper, Dj or dancer? well i don't have the Time for no stunts, no hookers and no games Our name and our fame is for the long way we came The struggle, the ha**le, the hustle, the fight And you're asking me if you can see me tonight? Don't you know the guru's not the type to be out skeezin' The reason is because i do believe in Havin' the right to choose the one i want And, if i had a girl, why would i front? You're only gonna get your feelings hurt, miss And truthfully i really don't wanna have to diss My music means everything to me, it's my life So make like a camper, and go take a hike You can't mess with my mind, and don't tie up my line You called yesterday, so what you want this time?" Verse 2 "a-yo premier (yeah?) who's that knockin' at the door? (yo man, it's vicky) vicky? are you sure? The one from down the block who was actin' all hot She stops me all the time and says she likes me a lot? How does she know where we live, i didn't tell her And word is bond, duke, i'm not the fella No matter what i say this young lady's persistent For instance, she watches me from a distance And if i walk by and i forget to say hi She pushes up on me and rubs me with her thigh I told her i was taken, but she doesn't care A-yo, do me a favour, tell her i'm not here Forget it, i think she heard my voice already You can let her in, but i'm tryna cook spaghetti Oh, hello, how you doin'? who me? i'm fine I don't mean to be rude, but...what you want this time?"