I wore out time Used up all that should be mine sh** faced, watch soaps I only laugh at my own jokes Gunfingered, I pop Competitors on gameshow spots Lucked out, she wins A home to fake orgasms in Sirens they call to me "come on the dark ride" Sirens they call me in from the outside The dark ride, the dark ride Sirens call me on the dark ride Idle, I pray Wish me on a holiday No sweat, I kneel Faking hope until it's real I drowned the years In a honeymooner's tears Stranger, here's the proof That's me in the photo booth Sirens they call to me "Come on the dark ride" Sirens they call me in from the outside The dark ride, the dark ride Sirens call me on the dark ride The dark ride, the dark ride Sirens call me on the dark ride (unintelligible) I'll make your bad times disappear Don't need a shrink, I got no fear I'll make your bad times disappear Don't need a shrink, I got no fear fear, fear, fear, fear, fear, fear The dark ride, the dark ride Sirens call me The dark ride, the dark ride Sirens call me, sirens call me The dark ride, the dark ride Sirens call me, sirens call me The dark ride, the dark ride Sirens call me on the dark ride