Oh it would be so exciting To know everything you've known See it all at once from the outside No beginning and no end Wake up one morning You know you just might Find out that science was right all along And you know it's hard to accept When logic is your very best friend No, I'm not talking about being cold Ah, but the truth The way it really is That's what you really want Oh it's a party that happens sideways And you leave where you come in So don't ask "Am I missing a good time?" Don't you see? Oh, it's the only time It's just for you Isn't it so obvious I don't need to say it? You've got responsibility for the whole thing In the dead center of your skull And I want you to make it Are you ready to go freelance Do the thing and dance the dance? Yeah, I said all the world's your guest Are you ready to do the rest? Ha! Sideways!