Thrash titans of yesteryear, they have failed us with their recent piss We reject their progressive dross, call it rot that it truly is Legions of thrashers with nothing to thrash to on the city streets It's time to fill the thrash vacuum It's time to thrash like it's '86 Put on your bullet belt Sonic d**h your face will melt Back to reign, here's to say Thrash your brains or go away Now we will vaporise the diet metal pansies The techno enthusiasts will finally pay for their crimes A new age for thrash metal is finally at hand