She had a banana tree Got Cds in the mail for free She'd bruise so easily My April fresh And I can remember what my biology professor said Said About the praying mantis who found his love But lost his head I told you all about surgery How there's metal where my back should be And now the pain and I are at constant odds Since I became a walking lightning rod I bit off more than I could chew I saw you in the computer lab And felt as if my heart was stabbed But a heart is not the badge of love It's just a twisted boxing glove And to think that we get so intense Trying to an*lyze a coincidence When it's bad timing that That's responsible for most events I told you all about surgery How there's metal where my back should be And now the pain and I are at constant odds Since I became a walking lightning rod I bit off more than I could chew