[Refrain](x4) Southtown girls won't blow you away But you know that they'll stay Take Lyndale to the horizon Take Nicollet out to the ocean Take Penn Ave out to the 494 Meet me right in front of the fabric store Don't look me in the eye, look over at the theater I'm a little bit surprised, you didn't tell me there'd be three of you Hey Bloomington, what'd you let them do to you? Now I think they're almost through with you [[Refrain]](x2) Take Lyndale back to the southside Take Nicollet up to the Vietnamese Take Penn Ave up to the northside Take Lowry East to the quarry Meet me right in front of the Rainbow Foods I got a brown paper bag and black buckled shoes And if anything seems weird, then just cruise Meet me right in front of the Party City That two-sided tape it gets way too sticky I got a bad case of noisemaker blues [[Refrain]](x4)