He's got all four legs but he's got no tail So he wags his head when he drinks his ale He bit old Dirken, but that's OK 'Cause we didn't like him anyway We didn't like him anyway He was a damn good dog He was a damn good dog Don't care what you say I wish he could be with me for One More Day Well that dog ran off with the leg of lamb So he left us nothing but bread and jam And he ate my homework on the way to school The teacher believed me. Oh, what a fool! The teacher believed me. Oh, what a fool! He was a damn good dog He was a damn good dog Don't care what you say I wish he could be with me for One More Day He was a damn good dog He was a damn good dog Don't care what you say I wish he could be with me for One More Day Well, I went out fishing with big Jack Finn A wave came up and it dumped us in So I gave a whistle, I gave a shout The dog came up, and he yanked us out The dog came up, and he yanked us out He was a damn good dog He was a damn good dog Don't care what you say I wish he could be with me for One More Day