Phone RINGS. GATA ANSWERS GATA: Yes? STALKER: Hello, GATA GATA: Who's this? STALKER: You don't remember me? I'm probably your biggest fan. I saw you at Fashion is art, and at Fashionmusicality, I seent you at BareNaked Bake Sale, and at the Fetish Prom at QXT's, uhm… GATA: Wait… who is this? STALKER: At Majesty's Loft, at Insanitea, Newark Con, T-con… GATA: Oh… STALKER: I even tried to see you when you had your little girl— GATA: ::scoffs:: STALKER: but security was pretty tight GATA: Oh, Gah STALKER: --pretty, pretty tight GATA: What the hell STALKER: That's a nice shirt you have on, by the way GATA: Wait, what?! STALKER: I'm looking at you right now GATA: N-no… STALKER: Yes, I am. Cat ears with purple in them? Hair in a ponytail… you do when you're working? GATA: (sighs, chuckles) You don't learn, do you? STALKER: Yeh, I— GATA: Stop. No. You don't. But… you will. Find him STALKER: Find me? What do you mean, find me? BIG CAT YOWLS, SNARLS STALKER: No—no—d'oh—don't—don't—ah-- GATA: I told you cornering me was a bad idea STALKER: Uh—please—please— don't –don't girl—c'mon— STALKER SCREAMS like a girl BIG CAT ROARS STALKER SCREAMS