[Verse One] Step right up to the f**ing filth merchant My weapons are bloody, but you should still purchase I'm real certain you'll find something that k**s perfect We can even work out a deal worth it How 'bout you give me a few bucks, for that their; bra** balls Buy one now, get a hacksaw half off Without the tax dawg, gets no better than that dawg You saw us now can't give it back naw All sales are final up over here You shopping to k**, a rifle up over here Survival is more than vital up over here But we don't sell guns and rifles up over here Excellent choice, you want the motherf**ing pickax Ten more dollars get the son'b**h gift wrapped Oh, the governments tryna take firearms Well take this sword, it works like a charm Sharp enough for you to run up and slice a car Into itty bitty pieces without trying hard (Here) put this katana blade inside your cart before you check out now go ahead slide your card Just got a new package like a month ago You can cop a hatchet if you f** with those juggalos It's no secret, every mother f**er knows when it comes to filth, filth merchant's got the mother load [Hook] I got that filth yeah I got that filth boy Hit me if you need a fix I sell for the cheap My sh** is getting spreaded in the streets because the midget army keep it lit I come through slangin', I get the payment And my sh** is all over the country now But the punk police tryna shut me down Cause I got that filth yeah I got that filth [Verse Two] You'll never find a better baragain, unless your tryna lose I even sell it to the kids like Ivan Ooze Now your brothers causing all kinds of blues With his new machete, and he can't even tie his shoes Amber alert is on and the fed's trippin' So we sell dead bodies with the heads missin' Oh, you wanna know why I f** dead b**hes? They don't scream when I stick both legs in it And we got the finest cadaver's on the radar Get 'em a day after a funeral from a graveyard Sever the head, then hang her with the triplets I know this sh** is (bad?) but it's the nature of the business And if you don't like the nasty a** smell of it I'll take the flesh off you can buy the skeleton Gimme t'ree fiddy, and eighty eight cents please Don't f** it too much it might make your dick bleed [Hook] [Verse Three] Vaccines, and biological viruses Anything you need to f** up the environment Cyanide pills can cause an early retirement There's only a one percent chance of surviving it But if you want to see a motherf**er suffer bad Take a couple of cans of this mustard gas Get in your car, put 'em in a duffle bag Go to the gay bar and throw 'em at a bunch of f*gs Nice and lethal, but it's not the best Try the Zyklon B, it's the hottest yet I can tell by your face that your not impressed I guess you should check the rest of the products left But make it fast b**h don't you see this f**ing line Time is money little n***a, hurry up and buy Try to steal something from me if you wanna die This guillotine is finna sing a lullaby [Hook]