G-Mo Skee - The Blame Canada Tour Anthem (Music Video) lyrics

[G-Mo Yelling In The Street] I am the filth master; the master of all that is filth This is seriousness, there is a real problem going on in our state This is the last time we're gonna allow it Yeah... seriously... sh*t [Verse 1: G-Mo Skee] Listen Yo, blame Canada for this filthy a** rap You uncle f**ers finna get fist f**ed and ramshacked Shout out to Murkules, where my n***a Snack at? Lux Luther's Evil Ebenezer mad capped I'm half-black and half-[?] b**h, I'm going on tour so I can afford a new machete and more weed I get blunted right before I let the sword swing and won't stop until everybody on the dance floor bleeds Worst thing in you country since Karen co*kburn Bring hand sanitizer to my concert, I got germs So while you're in the front reaching for a handshake, you're asking to receive a deadly disease you can't shake I'm sending n***as to heaven, until the sky is clogged If you don't want to die, don't say sh** like Silent Bob Yo I'm excited dog, I'm going on a field trip, to sign my name on a pair of Canadian MILF tits [Hook] The times have changed, our kids are getting worse They don't want to obey the parents, they just want to fart and curse Should we blame the government, or blame society? (Or should we blame the images on TV) NO! Blame Canada, Blame Canada With all their beady little eyes and flappy heads all full of lies Blame Canada, Blame Canada We need to form a full a**ault, It's Canada's fault [G-Mo Skee Yelling In The Street] Blame Canda ladies and gentleman, blame Canada With their beady eyes and flappy heads We're sick of it Blame Canada for all your problems We're tired of them corrupting our youth Tired of them and their Canadian Bacon, their maple syrup, [?] f** all that sh** I'm out here campaigning with this game like Al Gore I'm going to Canada, and you know what I'm gonna do with these shoes? I'm gonna stick them up some Canadian a** [Verse 2: G-Mo Skee] Tell the groupies to be cautious, if I whip out my dick it might eclipse the f**ing Sun, like the Shadow of the Coleuses And if you see me walking in your Province, you better have a couple of crucifixes and crosses to fight me off with Or get possessed like the Elisa Lamb, the cops will find you in a f**ing water tank with your hair missing strands When I was young, sh** we didn't play kick the can, we used to play kick the gay kids into the river dam I'm in the middle of carrying on the great tradition, while Kanye is on Jimmy Kimell sounding like gangstlicious These rappers are gay as sh**, just take a listen Him and Macklemore probably f** in the face to face position So if you want to hear Hip-Hop in it's raw form, you best get off your a** and see me before I'm off tour Oh you n***as want an encore, that's too bad I'm on my way to shoot up and smoke crack with Rob Ford [Hook] The times have changed, our kids are getting worse They don't want to obey the parents, they just want to fart and curse Should we blame the government, or blame society? (Or should we blame the images on TV) NO! Blame Canada, Blame Canada With all their beady little eyes and flappy heads all full of lies Blame Canada, Blame Canada We need to form a full a**ault, It's Canada's fault [G-Mo Skee Protesting] It was predicted, that a rapper with great influence would come in the game and influence young MCs to think it was okay to be h*mos**ual! It was first predicted in the Boondocks. Rapper Gangstalicious went on MTV, and he tried to push his new gay clothing line! Just how Kanye West did on Jimmy Kimmel! The Anti-Christ is a h*mos**ual!!! IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!!!