G. Love & Special Sauce (G. Love and Special Sauce) - Mom's a Surfer lyrics

Yo, my mom was a surfer She surfed the big old waves In avalon new jersey She had a big ole brown board With red stripes Back in the day on the beach When the break was right She'll make you tight She'll do the mashed potato And the buckaroo When she was inside the tube Her legs was renewed She was juice And loose with her caboose in the bikini All the fellas would whine That she gets all the waves And she looks so fine and pretty So I wrote a ditty In the days that I walked on the earth Thats right, I said my mom can surf Say oh yeah She's got the motion Thats right Say oh yeah She's got the motion Yo, mary jane lorraine Thats my mommas name And when she steals your wave Yo man, please don't complain The biggest wave of the day Is for grabbing I'm not bragging Thats right I said my mom can surf Like smurfette She'll be the only girl in the lineup And at the bunkroom All the fellows would line up My dad couldn't surf But you know he got lucky Momma 52 years old and still truckin' In hawaii, escondido and california Biaritz and austrailia I think you better wait South america, south africa What I'm telling ya Is my mom can surf And don't ask her where she's from Or even start joking 'cause she's good for a girl And yes she's always local Oh, thats right She's got the motion yeah I say, oh, thats right Yeah she's got the motion There she goes man So mom can surf Now you know I know what to do I looking for you Yeah, the girl who says if it swells You know I'll ride it 'cause surfer girls like surfing And they never hide it This little surfer girl She's gonna wax my stick She's driving old car from 1966 I thought she was a mermaid Floating in the ocean Tell her on the beach And rub her with some suntan lotion She got the motion Of the sea of love in the air Gonna surf some bikes Be a surfing pair She's the hitchikin' woman And she thumbs around with me Thats how it is and And thats how it's gonna be So don't be jealous Man or start cursing 'cause thats my girl Don't you know, she's surfing Oh, thats right Yeah, she's got the motion Oh, thats right Yeah, she got the motion Oh, thats right She got the motion Mmmmm, thats right Yeah, she got the motion