[Hook:] I ain't got no plans today You ain't got no plans today So let's do something I ain't got no plans today You ain't got no plans today So let's do something I ain't got no plans today You ain't got no plans today So let's do something I ain't got no plans today You ain't got no plans today So let's do something Let's do something you ain't never did Let's do something you ain't never did (oh, no, no) Let's do something you ain't never did Let's do something you ain't never did (oh, yeah, yeah) Let's do something you ain't never did Let's do something you ain't never did (oh, no, no) Let's do something you ain't never did Let's do something you ain't never did (oh, yeah, yeah) [Verse:] Yeah, let's get a carton of eggs and then throw them at people on the sidewalk Give them a twenty and tell them you got tourettes I was watching you so technically it's my fault Let's f** on the counter top Hike to the mountain top Yell something crazy Let's have a baby Actually, let's not do that just yet, you got any condoms? Ah, f** it, let's roleplay I could be your boyfriend You could be Marcia Brady Let's do karaoke; "The Real Slim Shady" Or we could go ice skating Jump out of a plane Oh, your b**bs is fake? I heard that they could pop, do you care? They real? You straight Let's make a song and the chorus go: "Everybody hands in the air" That's cliché Tonight you could be a DJ I'm a be a fan, put the song on replay I'm feeling like ScHoolBoy, this year I'm the man We could go to Japan, Tokyo Drift Call someone you hate Tell them they're a b**h We could take a dance slash workout cla** Where they show you how to move your hips Let's get an iguana or somthing You should give me head at the movies Let's go to the store, get a whole lotta fruit I'd be cool, we could make our own smoothies Let's rent a room at the W Throw a huge party and leave them with a mess Let's got to the park No panties with a dress Let's sit on the swing and have s**, yes [Hook]