Funkmaster Flex - Slick Rick Freestyle lyrics

*phone rings twice* [Rick] Hello? [Lisa] Hi Rick, it's me Mona Lisa [Rick] Hey what's goin on, how you? [Lisa] You remember me right, right before ? all that? How's your moms, how's everything? [Rick] Yeah chillin chillin, she's fine, she's fine [Lisa] Oh, that's good, that's good So wha**up witchu? [Rick] Yeah, I'm tryin to maintain, y'know [Lisa] When you gonna come out with another album? [Rick] I'ma star now, I'ma start new sh** [Lisa] It's sad, you played yourself though [Rick] Yeah I'ma be on Flex album [Lisa] Tsshk, Funkmaster Flex? [Rick] Volume uhh volume three I think? [Lisa] Funkmaster Flex that be on the radio? [Rick] YEAH Funkmaster YEAH The Funkmaster Flex that be on Hot 97 [Lisa] You serious? [Rick] I'm tellin you, aight watch this [Lisa] So how it sound, it sound good? [Rick] It's aight y'know, you gotta judge for yourself and sh** [Lisa] Mmmm, let me hear a little then *"Mona Lisa* beat kicks in* So, dick a lot of mine, or stick to And yet to see a motherf**er shine like Rick do Just to stand beside the Don as is Will make you appear bigger than your bum a** is "Well I'm feelin it, cash flow's climbin" Where? In what project a**hole, find him "There there" You fake Frederic hush Not the only, beneath me, degenerate CRUSH Fact is, a lot of brothers wanna cap this Head, or should I say, nerve center of the rap biz (Work it out Rick!) When Rick's around ? You round piece of dog sh**, gotten the point now? Burnt out, inflicted, turn out a chick quick And big nosed rappers, s** s**m out of Rick's dick Son, the n***a is a bum And this old man, he plays one.. [Rick] So, what did you think of that now? [Lisa] Oh sh**, okay, okay [Rick] Huh, am I it, am I still makin hits? [Lisa] I underestimated you, you the man [Rick] Thank you sweetheart that's nice, I appreciate that [Lisa] You the man n***a -- say you still with that same girl? [Rick] Yeah I'm still with here y'know [Lisa] Gonna hook up with me again? [Rick] C'mon you know I can't f** with that..