Funkmaster Flex - Peter Piper (Funkmaster Flex Version) lyrics

Now Peter Piper picked peppers, but Run rapped rhymes Humpty Dumpty fell down, that's his hard time Jack B. Nimble, what, nimble, and he was quick But Jam Master was faster, Jack saw Jay's dick Now little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep And Rip van Winkle fell the hell asleep And Alice stilled her hunger in Wonderland Jack Jill busta in his hand And Jam Master Jay is making out our sound The turntables might wobble but they don't fall down I got the juice and Mother Goose both did that thing Jam Master's gettin' loose and DMC's the king Cause he's adult entertainer, child educator Jam Master Jay, king of the crossfader He's the better of the best, best believe he's the baddest Perfect timin' when I'm climbin', I'm a rhymin' apparatus When he cuts, girls move their bu*ts His name is Jay, hear the play, he must be nuts And on the mix, real quick, and I'd like to say He's not fat, but he's fast and his name is Jay It goes a one, two, three and Jay's like King Midas, as I was told Everything that he touched, turned to gold He's the greatest of the great, get it straight he's great Playing fame cause his name is known in every state His name is Jay to see him play will make you say "Goddamn, that DJ made my day!" Like the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker He's a maker, a breaker, and a title taker Like the little old lady who lived in a shoe If cuts were his, he would be you I'm not lying, y'all, he's the best I know And if I lie, my nose will grow Like the little wooden boy named Pinocchio And you all know how the story goes! Tricks are for kids he plays much gigs He's the big bad wolf and you're the three pigs He's the big bad wolf in your neighborhood Not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good! There it is We're Run-DMC, got a beat to settle D's not Hansel, he's not Gretel Jay's a winner, not a beginner His pocket gets fat, other get thinner Jump on Jay like cows on moons People take Jay like dish and spoon Hands like all, first hails aim You'll see Jay again my friend! Huh!