Fritz "The Cat" Vankosky - U Don't Wanna B Like Me lyrics

(You dont wanna be like me) (Monoxide Child) I can walk on water and freeze it on step one And then I'll stick my finger in it and melt it like it was hot sun (Jamie Madrox) Well I can turn your adam's apple into apple juice Start to strangle mothaf**as till their face turn blue (Monoxide Child) I can be the world's greatest serial k**er of all time And I'll end your f**ing life at the drop of a dime (Jamie Madrox) I can float above the clouds, way up in the sky And it's my choice if I live or die (Monoxide Child) Or I can be the strange pizza man that always knocks twice And when you open up your door I give your mothaf**ing neck a slice (Jamie Madrox) I can take a million dollars and just throw it away Cause it'll never replace a single ounce of my sanity (Monoxide Child) I can be the last angel standing on top of the hill Or the green demon waiting on your window sill (Jamie Madrox) And I can become an icon for the oppressed Cause their hearts still beating in their unforgiven chest (Chorus x2) You Don't wanna be like (Me) Don't wanna be like You Don't Wanna be like (Me) Don't wanna be like And this is the mind of a serial k**a (Jamie Madrox) I can buy a shotgun from Target with attempts to set it off I can load that b**h in the parking lot and shoot that sh** off (Monoxide Child) And I can be the book of the dead, a vampire or a demon But either way your f**ed, cause when I leave your not breathing (Jamie Madrox) Well I can part the sea with the wand of a wizard And turn a hot day into a windy blizzard (Monoxide Child) I can be an axe in the backs of people who wanna trash talk And leave your body slaughtered all over your momma's sidewalk (Jamie Madrox) I can disappear into the air like a phantom in the night And I can die if I'm exposed to excessive sunlight (Monoxide Child) And I can show you how to dig a b**hes grave in less then 20 seconds And I'll shove that b**h in there and let her family get to guessing (Jamie Madrox) I can grab you out of your world and show you horrible things And I can show you the terror that curiosity brings (Monoxide Child) And I can be the last straw, that puts you over the edge And leaves eleven at your work place dead (Chorus x2) You Don't wanna be like (Me) Don't wanna be like You Don't Wanna be like (Me) Don't wanna be like And this is the mind of a serial k**a You Me You And this is the mind of a serial k**a You Me You And this is the mind...