I'm at the mall, I'm cutting school And it's the middle of the day I'm in the Spencer's But I'm scoping on the girls over at rave That's when I saw you, With an Orange Julius in your left hand I walked right up to you and told you I was in a synthpop band I'll be your chess king He'll do anything I'll be your chess king He'll wear anything I'll be your chess king He'll do anything I'll be your chess king He'll wear anything You're looking sa**y and you know it 'cause you sport the Benetton You walk right past me and don't show it but you want to get it on Hiding in the food court I know that I may not get a second chance I've got a car, I've got Drakkar and now I'm looking for romance I'll be your chess king He'll do anything I'll be your chess king He'll wear anything I'll be your chess king He'll do anything I'll be your chess king He'll wear anything First floor, you tell me that you like me Outside the esprit Second floor, you tell me that you need me Oh you're so heavenly Third floor, you tell me you desire me It's you I adore Fourth floor, you tell me that you love me My heart starts to soar You wanna meet me, Z Cavaricci, I'll be there You lose the scrunchie then you spray some aussie in your fluff-chick hair I've got the new Kon Kan ca**ingle blastin' on my stereo You grab me by the hand and whisper in my ear "it's time to go" I'll be your chess king He'll do anything I'll be your chess king He'll wear anything I'll be your chess king He'll do anything I'll be your chess king He'll wear anything...