Freelance Whales - Kilojoules lyrics

Well I've been making some cold calculations regarding our body heat It's not easy, believe me You liken me to a vampire My left hand was wearing fake plastic teeth, all winter I've taken you for all you were worth Well I'm afraid I'm not qualified to do any of these things for you Well I'm afraid I'm not gonna give you back any of those kilojoules Late nights and weekends our hearts only walk slowly on the local track So I've arranged for your phobias to be performed by a string quartet Shoot me one of those glances I need to interpret I've been feeling well-rested and healthy Well I'm afraid I'm not qualified to do any of these things for you And I'm afraid I'm not gonna give you back any of those kilojoules Late nights and weekends our hearts only go so slowly on the local track So I've arranged for your phobias to be performed by a string quartet