Fred Penner - It Ain't Gonna Rain lyrics

It ain't gonna rain no more, no more It ain't gonna rain no more How in the heck can I wash my neck If it ain't gonna rain no more? A man stood by the river He was tall and lean and slim He wasn't trying to catch a fish Just teaching the worm to swim It ain't gonna rain no more, no more It ain't gonna rain no more How in the heck can I wash my neck If it ain't gonna rain no more? A golf ball sailing through the air Whizzed by a man a-hummin' He heard a caddy holler "Fore!" And he thought three more were comin' It ain't gonna rain no more, no more It ain't gonna rain no more How in the heck can I wash my neck If it ain't gonna rain no more? King Solomon had a thousand wives And that's the reason why He often missed his business train Kissing them all goodbye It ain't gonna rain no more, no more It ain't gonna rain no more How in the heck can I wash my neck If it ain't gonna rain no more? Well a peanut sitting on the railroad track His heart was all a-flutter A train came roaring down the track Toot, toot! Peanut bu*ter! It ain't gonna rain no more, no more It ain't gonna rain no more How in the heck can I wash my neck If it ain't gonna rain no more? Well the chicken is a wonderful bird That's what the preacher said Because we eat them before they're born And after they are dead It ain't gonna rain no more, no more It ain't gonna rain no more How in the heck can I wash my neck If it ain't gonna rain no more? It ain't gonna rain no more, no more It ain't gonna rain no more How in the heck can I wash my neck If it ain't gonna rain no more?