Freakwater - Waitress Song lyrics

If I didn't come home every day smelling like fried eggs
 If I didn't have those veins poppin' out all over my legs
 If I had my hair done up real nice, if I had some clothes that weren't too tight
 Would you still be comin' home drunk in the middle of the night? I believe it's all a joke but I don't think it's funny
 There's a man at table five and he's calling me honey
 Some people are born too late, some people are born too soon
 Some people are born to die chokin' on their silver spoon Maybe money can't buy everything
 It looks like I'm never gonna know for sure
 Maybe money can't buy happiness
 Well neither can just being poor Maybe money can't buy everything
It looks like I'm never gonna know for sure 
Maybe money can't buy happiness 
Well neither can just being poor Some people are born with luck, some people are born without it 
Some people are born with faith, some are born to doubt it
 If I didn't go to bed afraid about some bills that'll never get paid 
I wouldn't be down at the laundromat watchin' my work clothes fade 
I wouldn't be down at the laundromat watchin' my work clothes fade