I Don't Want To Golf You reached a certain age and the panic's kicking you Stuck in that bunker, running out time Suddlenly aware of your own mortality When that career isn't exactly a hole in one What you wouldn't do for a tiny slice of success To boost that place in the bourgeois hierarchy I ain't you bro I don't wanna golf Bad for mojo I don't wanna golf Forever no I don't wanna golf The symbolism of another sh**-expensive club Perhaps the Maruman Majerty Prestigio Driver? And yet you never hit the ball And you most likely never wil... I ain't you bro I don't wanna golf Bad for mojo I don't wanna golf Forever no I don't wanna golf Fire the caddie Take it out on the wife Thank yout mom and daddy For your miserable life I ain't you bro I don't wanna golf Bad for mojo I don't wanna golf Forever no I don't wanna golf