Van Tango had a mean old scene, Van Tango Van Tango had a mean old scene, Van Tango He worked night-shift at the opera Watching the girls go by He's singled out tonight He's singled out every night Caretaker of the night He's the King of the night Van Tango had a mean old scene, Van Tango Van Tango had a mean old scene, Van Tango He wore his quiff Venetian style His f*gs were cheap, but with a filter He don't s** up to no-one He don't s** up to no-one at all Van Tango Caretaker of the night He's the King of the night Watch out He's the King of the night Van Tango