Franz Ferdinand - Jackie Jackson lyrics

[Verse] Well, jackie jackson was a greedy boy That's right, he liked to stuff his face The thing that gave that boy the greatest joy Was eating far too many cakes And he ate one, two, three, four But jackie wanted more Five, six, seven, eight Jackie had another plate And by the time he got to twenty Anybody woulda thought that he'd had plenty But he had another eight which Which makes it twenty-eight So when he got to twenty-eight He stopped He stopped eating cakes but only because he'd run out of cakes But Jackie jackson was a greedy boy Yes, he said, "i've not had enough I think that i could eat a thousand cakes Then i could eat a thousand more Because Because i love the taste of tasty cakes I think i'll find myself some more!" And he did He went down to the local shop where there were loads of cakes Loads of cakes So he ate one, two, three, four, five and six Well, jackie was a little bit sick And didn't stop when he got to eight And said, "i love the taste of cakes! I love the taste of cakes, that's right I'll eat all day and i'll eat all night" And one, two, three, four Jackie had a little bit more At seventeen he said, "i need to eat until the shop is clean And cakes, and all the cakes pa** through my mouth I munch up a banana I munched up cakes into my large expanding gut My large expanding gut." And he did, he ate 32 cakes in that shop and Ah, he'd already eaten 28 cakes 28 and 32, that means he'd eaten 60 cakes And, well, do you think that jackie jackson's had eaten enough cakes? Well, jackie was a greedy boy He said, "i'll never have enough!" He ate 10, 20, 30, 40 Jackie said he'd never thought he'd Get to eat so many tasty cakes and ate another 80 Jackie gave a little moan His stomach gave a little groan Jackie yelled and cried, "oh no! I think my belly's overloaded! My belly's overloaded! My belly's overloaded! My belly's overloaded! My belly's overloaded!" Bang! Jackie exploded He'd eaten over 200! 200! 200 cakes He'd eaten 200 cakes and jackie jackson? Well, jackie was dead