You got your dirty little finger In everything You paid Paul and Peter Oh, to dump Mary in the lake More holes in your story Than a chainlink fence If you can walk on water Why are you drowning? [Chorus] Cos I'm desperate, dirty, hungry and broke And I spent my last dollar on whisky and smoke I never saved for rainy days Cos I was born in bad weather Today chicken and tomorrow feathers You got a little girlfriend She's half your age You show her your mansion That's actually a cage You got your little minions Trained so well Drinking the Kool-Aid Writing your blackmail [Chorus] Cos I'm desperate, dirty, hungry and broke And I spent my last dollar on whisky and smoke I never saved for rainy days Cos I was born in bad weather Today chicken and tomorrow feathers Yeah! Cos I'm desperate, dirty, hungry and broke And I spent my last dollar on whisky and smoke I never saved for rainy days Cos I was born in bad weather Today chicken and tomorrow feathers Cos I'm desperate Yes I'm dirty Yes I'm desperate Yes I'm dirty I never saved for rainy days Cos I was born in bad weather Today chicken and tomorrow feathers