You and I could have a rock n' roll romance, We could f** in our clothes, We could sleep in our pants, I will crash at yours and you will crash at mine And we would stay in bed 99% of the given time Leave this loveless lonely behind 'cause you've been searching up and down and all around And there's no nice boys in London town I can sympathize 'cause I've been searching too, Yet to find a girl half as good as you You're just not paying attention, You're sitting in your kitchen and you're b**hing about rejection We're cheating the world out of a fairytale love and conclusion And that's not really fair on us all