Well I know I'm just an ignorant Englishman But I'd like to make America great again So if you'll forgive my accent and the cheek of it Here's some suggestions from the special relationship Let's make America great again By making racists ashamed again Let's make compa**ion in fashion again Let's make America great again Well I've been fortunate to go 'round the continent From California through the midwest and Providence And I've mostly only encountered common sense Hospitality and warmth from Americans But I wish it was a bit less significant The program and the name of the President Because it seems to me the truth is self-evident You fought our king to be independent Make America great again By making racists ashamed again Let's make compa**ion in fashion again Let's make America great again Ellis Island take me in Everyone can start again In the shining city on the hill Where nobody can be illegal Let's make America great again By making racists ashamed again Let's make compa**ion in fashion again Let's make America great again Let's be a friend to our oldest friends And call them out when they're faltering Remind them of their best selves and then We'll make America great again