If I had a nickel, I know what I would do I'd spend it all for candy and I'd give it all to you I'd spend it all for candy and give it all to you 'Cause that's how much I love you, baby That's how much I love you, baby If you were a picture, I'd hang you up on the wall Sit back where I could see you and I'd never move at all Sit back where I could see you, never move at all 'Cause that's how much I love you, baby That's how much I love you, baby If you were a kitten, with pretty glossy fur I'd take you up and stroke you, listen to you purr I'd take you up and stroke you, listen to you purr Mmmm, that's how much I love you, baby That's how much I love you, dear And if you were a tiger, I'd hang around your den And pester you, my honey, until you let me in And pester you, my honey, till you let me in 'Cause that's how much I love you, baby That's how much I love you, baby Baby, if you were horse fly and I an old gray mare I'd stand and let you bite me, and I'd never move a hair I'd stand and let you bite me, never move a hair 'Cause that's how much I love you, baby That's how much I love you, baby If you want to marry, now let me tell you what We'll go and find a parson, and I'd let him tie the knot We'll go and find a parson, and let him tie the knot 'Cause that's how much I love you, baby That's how much I love you, dear When I say you I love you, honey child, I leans on you a little bit