Forrister - Cancer Is My Best Friend lyrics

Cancer is my bestest friend We do arts and crafts and we play pretend Chemicals are there for me through and through They bring me flowers and they make me Campbell's soup And I can't say that for anyone else My stomach's in my head and my head's in my heart and my heart's in my throat and my guts are all falling apart As clean as a doctor's office smelling of bleach, my insides are sick as sick can be And I can't say that for anyone else