Former Fat Boys - (I Like) Young Girls lyrics

i'm the biggest Lindsay Lohan fan next to her mom Got her posters on my wall, think about her all of the time It's like i wake up in the morning wood in my bed Roll over half praying its her sayin "wake up sleepy head" It never is though, ok mom i'm getting up oh mom! can i have my OJ in my Hilary Duff cup? Grab a shirt out the drawer, a pair a pants from the floor A song in my heart thumping for all the girls i adore Mi amor es las chicas mas mas menor I got my seventeen subscription so i know what's in store it's on my bathroom floor, next to YM and Stuff one day i'll get playboy and wait for Hilary duffs muff But that's a few days away, more like 400 and change Still not getting it, maybe this will help me explain i love Amanda Bynes, i wanna FTS her b**bs So many young cuties how's a boy to choose So you're looking at me wondering what's wrong in my brain A 21 year old milktoast-balding-pedo with pit stains That's ok call me names, start with never been laid saving up for Mary-Kate, Ashley and my wedding day I know i haven't met em yet, but its destiny no doubt all you f**ing freshman at NYU best watch out cuz i got the grades, and nailed my GRE grad school, your cool, TA's gonna be me maybe that won't work out, but Broadway's down the street i'll pop in see Kim Possible as Belle in Beauty and the Beast be like hey Christie, hey you miss me, Come on out your dressing room baby kiss me She'll be like oh hey, who the hell are you "i know the Olsen twins" "oh not those two" Yeah i had em, but i want the best and miss Carlson Romano you've captured my interest chances are Wren and i will eventually split If you caught the double entendre i definitely intended it But legs aside, we'll probably one day stop dating And i'll go back to my constant masterplan which is waiting for the right girl, which sadly, isn't Hilary duff She's amazing, but 5'4' just ain't tall enough and Lacey Chabert actually older than me and no matter how hard i try i'm not hard for Avril Lavigne The skater sh** and ties make her look like a dude oops, my mistake, Mandy Moore's hair style has got me confused and Ashlee Simpson's voice on her sister's body'd make her a hottie But that's living in dream world, sadly, reality's got me i'm desperate but i'm not looking toward Raven Simone unless we're talking Mr. Cooper or the Cosby show s**y Alexa Vega caught my eye back in spy kids one And watching her grow has well, made me come, undone speaking but spies got room for Harriet in my life Buffy Summers little sister Michelle T be my wife Emma Watson's magic put love spell on me sorry Harry Potter but Hermiony's mine you'll see We're gonna do it on the broom, i'm gonna snitch ya snatch back in Harry Potter one i put dibs on her a** Anne Hathaway's my princess, hope she knights me jet to Britain and EO Kiera Knightely nightly I get sick when i think about these girls in a few years Wrinkled 22 year olds, the answer is clear i'm not ready for a relationship, but have no fears in 09 its sweet 18 for Jamie Lynn spears!