[Intro: Flo Milli & Topol] If I were a rich man Ya-ba-didda-didda-bibba-bibba-didda-didda-dum All day long I'd biddy-biddy-bum If I were a wealthy man (Whoa, Kenny) Flo Milli sh*t (If I was a rich man) [Verse 1] I'd drop my nuts on a hater (I did), huh fu*kin' these hoes, I'm a player (Yeah, yeah) VVS chains, watches and rings Blowin' that kush on a acre (Hello? Ri-ri-rich man) Bankroll for these stank hoes (What?) Four days in the same clothes (fu*k it) Push-ups just to get swole (Damn) All of my b*tches got white toes (If I was a rich man) Do what the fu*k I want Hit it then leave her alone (I'm gone) Cartier my cologne (Yeah) Hit up the country club with my bros (My bros, ri-ri-rich man) Stupid sh*t, it's just a double standard I made my own lane and I took advantage (Flo Milli sh*t) You can't hate on pussy if it rule the planet (Yeah, yeah) I just came in the game and I'm doin' damage (If I was a rich man) [Interlude] Yeah, stupid-ass ni**a talkin' 'bout this and talkin' 'bout that I got my own money, I don't need your sh*t (If I was a rich man) And I'm a rich b*tch With rich b*tch tendencies, ni**a fu*k is you talkin' bout, ho? (Flo Milli sh*t) Yeah, yeah (If I was a rich man) [Verse 2] They never should've fu*ked up and gave me money (Haha) Came straight out of 'Bama, now ain't sh*t funny (Lil' b*tch) I swear, all these b*tches be makin' me sick (Ew) Like sh*t, all that b*tch do is eat up some dick (Yeah, ri-ri-rich man) Yeah, I'm in my prime, though (Ooh) ni**as ain't seein' me like it's a blindfold I can't let up on no ho (No), get in the booth and go loco (Ooh, damn) Cash out in London, just take me to SoHo (Now I'm rich, b*tch) Broke boy, keep your distance (Ew, bye) He know he can't hit this (Ooh) 'Cause this pussy expensive (Money) Coupe got a roof but it's missin' Stupid sh*t, it's just a double standard I made my own lane and I took advantage (Yeah) You can't hate on pussy if it rule the planet (It do) I just came in the game and I'm doin' damage (If I was a rich man) [Outro: Flo Milli & Topol] Yeah, pussy-ass ni**as thought I was sweet ni**as thought I was green b*tch, I just dropped a hundred fifty thousand dollar car to y'all pussy-ass b*tches (Now I'm rich, b*tch) Y'all can do all this but want b*tches to motherfu*kin' be wifey and sh*t I can fu*k who I want (If I was a rich man) Pussy, ain't nobody your mothafu*kin' b*tch You my b*tch, ho (Ri-ri-rich b*tch) And I'm a rich b*tch With rich b*tch tendencies, ni**a fu*k is you talkin' bout, ho? Flo Milli sh*t (Ri-ri-rich b*tch) If I were a rich man