Flaccid Jacks - Waste Away lyrics

[Chorus #1] I'm leaving it behind today Nothing's gonna make me want to stay You give me burning tongue syndrome Bid farewell to fire and brimstone I can't wait to laugh as you all waste away [Verse #1] Today I was restocked with sunshine The feeling in heart is sublime The reason I'm so jolly's Cause I get to take a trolley I'm guzzling a gla** of Astral Wine Saying goodbye to the sh** And living happily ever after Is what gave me the fuse tonight To erupt in a tantrum of laughter [Chorus #2] I'm feeling so damn fine today You're going to plead for me to stay You'll view me as a hero And I'll view you f**s as zero I'll cry from laughter as you waste away [Verse #2] The newsman shared with me some pleasant news I could take a cruise of laughs and goods and booze You'll all be pissy grieving As you see my smile leaving But I can bid goodbye to the abuse [Chorus #3] I feel like I should dine today I feel like it's Cloud Nine, oh yay I hope the aircraft crashes And your corpses burn to ashes Your bodies would make me so f**ing gay [Verse #3] Your car was totaled but your face is worse God smote you with a forbidden curse And your hospital stay, it was adverse When you got out after half a year A truck driver was full of beer And he ran your dumb a** down, you f**ing queer And after six whole years of surgery You committed a burglary You got charged with that offense and perjury And on the twenty-year anniversary Of the start of that adversity An injection of HIV left Johnny dead [Chorus #1]