Flaccid Jacks - Otterhound lyrics

[Verse 1] Sorry I'm not a beefcake Sorry I'm not athletic Lucifer's an imp And what frightens you's pathetic Sorry I'm not a sportsman Maybe I'm just poetic The high school jock's a b**h And all you love's pathetic [Chorus] Saying jeepers is cheaper than saying Jesus Who needs a woman when you are a genius? Repulsive people get repulsive diseases Who needs air when you are fetus? [Verse 2] Sorry I'm not a model Sorry I'm not cosmetic I'll just ignore you When you're all apologetic Sorry I'm not an Olympian Sorry I'm not synthetic Your life's crumbling down And I'm unsympathetic [Chorus] [Verse 1] [Chorus]