[Verse 1] I don't feel excluded When you hang with your sweetpea But when you f** with my friends I won't agree to disagree And when you call them losers Then I see the irony They don't want you in their lives But you can't let 'em be You seem to like to sting My friends and I like a k**er bee But because you've got some family ties Doesn't make you Wayne Gretzky You act like you've worked a life Like you're a retiree You're a burning irritant And you're making me achy [Chorus] You don't have to understand How much of a jacka** you are 'Cause in the end, nobody cares [Verse 2] You think that you're a hailstorm But you're just a shameless flea You can't dub yourself clever If you can't define Bel esprit If you're so f**ing famous Where's your face on the marquee? Just 'cause you talk to blondie Doesn't make you that gutsy I think that you should beware Of what I smite unto thee I can't handle being friends with you It's just too damn crazy You think you're playing smoothly But you're surrounded in debris You think that you're intelligent But you won't earn your degree [Chorus] [Verse 3] I'm so mad that you can't cool me off You can't fan me with AC The way you're pettily behaving Is what has got me so angry You're the main source to my reactions You're my cellular ATP So here's to separation Hell, let's have a jubilee Tis a night for celebration Yes, I'm throwing a party You won't see your name right on that list 'Cause you're an absentee The days of your spite are over You won't strip my dignity One last farewell wish I give you I hope you get Hepatitis B [Chorus] Nobody cares