Five Iron Frenzy - You Can't Handle This lyrics

Making young girls pine I don't have the time Babies get in line I've got a protractor Got a stapler now it goes "Ka-ching" gotta have the math club crown me king gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing on my calculator If you're up and if you want a piece of me wave goodbye and blow a kiss 'Cause you can't handle this [Chorus:] No, No, No you can't handle this. Through my gla**es glare you'll see savoir faire beneath my icy stare I've got a retainer Maybe I'm the physics main event maybe I'm the chem club president maybe even Texas Instruments thinks that I'm coplanar If you're up and if you want a piece of me wave goodbye and blow a kiss 'Cause you can't handle this And Leonard Nemoy can't stand up to this And Captain James T. Kirk bows beneath my fists And I am awesome awesome I am the awesomest