Firewater - The Notorious & Legendary Dog & Pony Show lyrics

throw your caution to the wind, boys coins are falling from the trees and moderation is a sin, boys whats a little hoof & mouth disease? and nothing you can teach her about a double feature let the blood and whiskey flow because tonight you are a player tomorrows never there in the dog & pony show so take your whistles to the wolves, girls they've all got pistols in thier paws but dont you go a runnin till they shoot, girls cause every contract has a hidden clause so ride on while your able find us in the stable honey you just never know every wheel's a spinner and everyone a winner in the dog & pony show so come out in and grab a table its your lucky day all the drinks are on the house until we hoist your bones away dont tip the waitress she looks famous back on the rodeo and welcome to the notorious and legendary dog & pony show put em with the other stiffs, boys take the pennies from his eyes and seal the deal with a kiss, boys cause suits and coffins come in every size dressed up and they'll show ya how far they can throw ya funny how the money goes well you took em to the cleaners with all the other dreamers at the dog & pony show