It started on the long rout, because of the view I wanted to drive and so did you As we argued the first flakes of snow Started to show You began drinking at half past noon Enter the rounds of a drunken fool Told my brother to get a wife Even though you knew he just came out And not in my wildest dreams could I ever concieve of Spending time with you on christmas eve You gave me a book on Italian cuisine No matter how you try you never redeem Yourself from the things that you put me through If you only knew We sat there in silence remembering all the fights Watching the blinking christmas lights And as I turned to you, I realised That you had pa**ed out And not in my wildest dreams could I ever concieve of Spending time with you on christmas eve And not in a million years could I ever concieve of Spending time with you on christmas eve