Who's the coolest band? Who's got the best hair? Who's the most punk rock? can you tell me who really cares? I heard so and so's a poser I heard so and so's a hypocrite I've never done anything in my whole life but I sure do talk alot of sh** He's got a mohawk He's got a pierced co*k His head goes talk talk talk talk ... She's got a mohawk They travel in flocks Her head goes talk talk talk talk... That band put out their own record I think that's so f**ing cool Even though their songs are s**est They're DIY so I guess they change the world I got into punk rock So I could say f** all the rules So long as I do what all the T-shirts say then everyone will know I am cool He's got a mohawk He's got a pierced co*k His head goes talk talk talk talk talk talk She's got a mohawk They travel in flocks Her head goes talk... The only thing that matters if your in a band can you successfully divert the next generation from accepting white racism The only thing that matters if your in a band can you successfully divert the next generation from accepting mesongeny and male domination The only thing that matters if your in a band can you successfully divert the next generation The only thing that matters if your in a band can you successfully divert the next generation from accepting h*mophobia and heteros**ism The only thing that matters if your in a band can you successfully divert the next generation from believing that their first priority is their occupation The only thing that matters if your in a band can you successfully divert the next generation from believing the lie of a middle cla** is falling for unintentional division The only thing that matters if your in a band can you successfully divert the next generation from believing the lie that the earth's rightful role is under human subjugation