Look at the woman in the bedroom mirror Checking out a dress to wear Look at the way she's thinking the better of the way She's dressed her hair, if you really love me baby Gentlemen and ladies, know every trick in the book Look at the man by the flowerstand Checking out of a rose to wear Look at all the money in his hand And the way he's slicked back his hair If you really love me baby, show me what you can do We'll get together later, maybe Meet for a diner for two Oooh, the new love affair tradition Ooh, with the old love affair's permission Look at the man in the bedroom mirror Checking out a dress to wear Look at wife with her young lover So happy they're not there