[Verse 1] When I was a kid, I had coloring books, crayons, and imagination Thug black people hate history Three of my cousins just became masons 90% of cab drivers are immigrants I sent you the challenge to make your life a masterpiece Kodak should make condoms, since they capture the moment My n***a named spider makes amazing websites All I know is tonight I'm getting high as f** Girl, I want to floss my teeth with your tampon string I don't think you understand; you need to buy a gun immediately I don't freestyle, my style isn't free Ice Cube and Ice-T should make an album called lemonade Most of the answers to my problems is s** This album is brought to you by marijuana [Hook] Coon trap! (x4) [Verse 2] People hate me because I look like love Magnificent madness stuck to a magnet Which one of you little drugged out kids needs a hug? Did you know starfish don't have a brain? You're a star who entertains, you're a gay fish I can't date a girl named Monica; It sounds too much like “My n***a” Moniker of Two lesbians playing a harmonica I hide p**n from my mom and my wife by naming the files “Dragonball” I f** all fat b**hes but charge a dollar per pound All of my failures are building blocks towards success I want to spread my music like the AIDS virus being injected by white scientists In a place named “Africa” that doesn't exist It's not possible to tickle yourself Every woman in the Walking Dead is a stupid b**h Ever been to a Chinese restaurant by a pet shop? My high school security still remembers me from selling d** Forgive but don't forget about slavery [Hook] Coon trap! (x4) [Verse 3] Take a photo of my sentences and finish your photosynthesis I hate driving by Chick-Fil-A on Sundays I love watching naked women do their hair You brought a gun to a fist fight, now that ain't fair This is my first time doing c**aine I always wish I was kidnapped and trained to be an a**a**in Mind over matter understand your mind matters My penis wants your vagina to be it's new vacation home Half of you n***as want to rob n***as The other half wants to go get a job It's not against the health code to get slobbed up on making pizza My dream job is being a door greeter at Wal-Mart I should be smart and get addicted to crack or crystal meth Birth control is like having an invisible condom when having s** Jerking off and smoking weed is called weed wacking I love smashing chicks in my Incredible Hulk costume Walk into a trap to help free cookies [?] [Outro] Coon Trap! Know that…Who am I… NoEmotion Coon trap, Coon trap No Emotion