We've got something in common oh Mr Carpet on the floor Oh we both get stepped on each time she walks out the door And it's true that neither one of us can leave And we've got something in common you and me We've got something window shades now ain't that right For each time that she's out well we both stay up all night And my love affair is up and down you see And we've got something in common you and me She's out again tonight oh Mr Bottle friend of mine Here I am and there you are together one more time We've got something in common dusty chair that I sit in Since we both get the brush off that makes you a special friend We're so close and that's how it should be And we've got something in common you and me We're so close and that's how it should be And we've got something in common you and me