Fancy - Cameltoe lyrics

[Intro] Um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh Um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh [Verse 1] Walking down the street Something caught my eye A growing epidemic that really ain't fly A middle aged lady I gotta be blunt Her spandex biker shorts were creepin up the front I could see her uterus her pants were too tight She must'nt own panties that were not in sight she walked right by the poor woman didn't know She had a frontal wedgie A Camel Toe [Chorus] Um hmm thats right uh huh Oh no Fix yourself girl You got a Camel Toe Um hmm thats right uh huh Oh no Fix yourself girl You got a Camel Toe [Verse 2] Girl thats gotta hurt Take some time and adjust can't you see people staring And making a fuss Could not believe my eyes had to take a second glance Is your crotch hungry girl Cause its eating your pants Do you enjoy the comotion and attenetion it brings The only lips i wanna see are the ones that sing In public putting on an x rated show grossin' people out With your Camel Toe [Repeat Chorus] [Verse 3] First day of spring and by the looks of things these girls have forgot how to dress A little quick to wearin Pum pum shorts And its causin me much distress Whoomp there it is Yeha right in the front Everybody come and get a good look I can see everything through the panty cling every cranny And every nook You better take a quick minute Before you step outside And check the area thats pubic Or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch all twisted up Like rubic Take these words of advice Cause its not very nice I wanna put you al in the know Girls don't sleep Don't let your pants creep Watch out for The Camel Toe [Repeat Chorus]