My name is Larry and I'm thirty-two I'm so unhappy, I don't know what to do I am the son of a businessman I was born to be a part of his plan Brought up to carry the family crown I do my best, but my lips are brown Middle cla**, I just can't, just can't take it Efficiency is the name of my crime Kissing a**, I've gotta, gotta make it Borrowed money, borrowed time Live my life under a microscope I have to work for the rest of my life I've got a car and a house and an expensive wife I only bought the car to brag about the price But I can't afford it; only used it twice Live my life under a microscope Oh, I would do anything for success My son is gay and my wife is on dope Oh, all I do is becoming a mess Haven't fulfilled my father's dream And now he doesn't love me anymore I think I need a primal scream But I live next door to my mother-in-law Live my life under a microscope Oh, I would do anything for success My son is gay and my wife is on dope Oh, all I do is becoming a mess Middle cla**, I just can't, just can't take it Efficiency is the name of my crime Plastic cash. I gotta, gotta fake it Borrowed money, borrowed time Live my life under a microscope Oh, I would do anything for success My son is gay and my wife is on dope Oh, all I do is becoming a mess You're working like a galleyslave You got to have a microwave To keep your living standard high And your neighbours satisfy And don't forget to cut your lawn Otherwise you'll be hang by dawn Middle cla**, middle cla** The words are tattooed no your a**