I'm proud to be a Canadian Pa** me another beer I'm proud to be a Canadian Hold my seat while i take a piss Our prime minister s**s dogsh** through his nose His ex-wife gets brown showers from Mick Jagger The only reason we live in f**ing igloos Is our government makes a living licking sh** holes I'm proud to be a Canadian Pa** me another welfare check I'm proud to be a Canadian Hold my seat while i go out and ca$h it I'm proud to be a Canadian Pa** me another eskimo I'm proud to be a Canadian Hold my seat while i f** her up the a** hole